Pariah #1: Last night I had this dream where I left a gallon jug of waffle batter on the kitchen counter and then just put it away in the morning. It was so real. I even remember sniffing the batter to see if it smelled bad. I don’t even know if it can go bad, let alone if it can go bad in one night.
Pariah #2: Huh, yeah, interesting.
Pariah #1: I love the dreams that you can smell. They are so crisp. Actually smelling dinner or flowers or the crotch of the women you’re having sex with…that's vivid…that's inspiration.
Pariah #2: Have you ever noticed that people really don’t like us?
Pariah #1: Us? No! Everyone digs us!