Top Five Moerlien Guide Rules

Over the course of the Five years of the Cincy Fringe Festival there are five unofficial rules that have become imperative for all Fringe participants to consider before setting foot in the general Fringe Fest area:

5. Curtain speeches are never as sexy as you think.
4. Fringe T-shirts are fair game when they are on the bedroom floor.
3. Never buy a Swinger Pass on the first date.
2. Check her ID before you buy her a drink at the bar series.
1. Never give a bad review to the hot girl’s show.