“Oatmeal and a Cigarette” more than satisfies
I should not smile and giggle when a thirty year old man with a full beard and dread locks proclaims that he “made a poopie.”
But I did. Again and again.
Succinctly stated, this show is brilliant. It’s funny, it’s dark, it’s poignant – all of the things a Fringe-goer has come to expect.
Written by award-winning New York playwright George Sapio, “Oatmeal” explores issues of exploitation, repressed memories, regression, and the power that human instinct holds over every decision we make.
Mommy Claire (played to absolute perfection by Karl Gregory) exacts his need for redemption from his past by “raising” his thirty year old brother, Billy, as a three year old boy. He changes diapers. He sings lullabies. He uses love and protection as weapons against Billy’s emerging desires to explore the world around him, inciting fear and guilt to control the child-like man.
On the opposite end of the spectrum, Babysitter Jane utilizes the promise of fulfilling Billy’s increasing curiosities as a means to further her own agenda – a thesis centered on Billy, exploiting his bizarre regressed state for personal success. Madeline Maher is spot on- you will not catch this woman acting. She sucks you in until you find yourself cheering for her, even as your heart melts for the pathetic man she is manipulating before your eyes.
And then there is Billy. Or “William,” as his adult persona would have him to be known. Daniel J. Kiely is nothing short of genius in this role. From the moment he opens his mouth, you believe he is, in fact, the embodiment of a preschool-age child. Kiely leaves the stage for only one short scene in the entire sixty-five minute production, and his energy and commitment to this character never wavers. He is a prisoner in his own body, a victim of conflicting human instincts for security and freedom, safety and choice, mother’s love and sexuality. You can’t help but pity him as he rapidly moves towards emotional implosion.
Director Melissa Thompson has staged a beautiful, haunting dark comedy, ably bringing raw human emotion to the surface. Massive kudos to cast and crew - when I feel more like a voyeur than an audience member, I know something is being done right. “Oatmeal” is thus far my personal pick for the very best of Fringe.
The show is being staged at The Coffee Emporium. Opening night was over halfway sold out, and I expect that buzz will fill the remainder of the seats. Get there early, have a coffee, and bring a sweater – the store is chilly, but works wonderfully as a performance venue.

I saw the play on opening (Friday) night, and I was just blown away by the writing, staging, and acting. It made me laugh, and squirm, and even cry. This is one of the best pieces of theatre I have ever seen (and I'm a theatre snob who used to live in New York). The story is completely believable, like the reviewer said. You buy into it from the beginning of the first scene, and it holds you spellbound the entire time. This play is going to NYC Fringe this year, too, and it will no doubt kick ass there, but it super kicks ass here and I'm glad to say it started in Cincinnati!!!! Go Cincy Fringe!!!! How fortunate we are to have great theatre like this here, and how great that this talented playwright and cast and crew came to our town.
I checked out the playwright's website, gsapio.com (George Sapio). He's got five or six other plays, and they all sound interesting and worth seeing. Also I googled him . . . he's a director and actor, too, and he's been to Iraq a few times and wrote a book about it called Collateral Damage. Also turns out he hosts a chapter of Drinking Liberally!!!
The people in the cast can all sing great, too. The guy who plays Billy (Dan) sang a couple of songs at karaoke night at the Universal Grille the other night including "Sweet Transvestite" from Rocky Horror; he's got not only incredible stage presence (I think the reviewer was on the mark when she said his performance is genius) but a great voice. The guy who plays Claire sang "My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada" from Avenue Q, and the woman who plays Babysitter Jane (Madeline) has an incredible rockin' voice. She sang an 80s song called "On the Radio" (can't remember who did the original -- maybe Donna Summer or one of those disco divas???) and really belted.
Anyway, keep an eye on all these people. . . . and now that I've seen several shows I absolutely think "Oatmeal and A Cigarette" will be a clear winner for Best of the Fringe.
Great review for a great play- far better than I had hoped- beating out many high budget 'professional' performances I have seen.
A Fringe Must See!